With you: I'm sorry but I just don't want to ruin our friendship

My crush is on Todd’s WhatsApp carpool group at uni. “Hey

Yo! swung by ur crush's house before going to one of my regular

Your crush suddenly stop responding to your memes you send her

I wish I was in this girl's friendzone so she would disrespect

After seeing my crush laughing with her ex, I got jealous..Especially