You kept your girlfriend hidden from your bully as long as you

You would never even think about fucking your wife's friends-

Your girl told you she doesn't do blowjobs because "it's demeaning"

How did your first date go...?

idc if my parents hear, im gonna fuck the shit out of her

had to help my bbby out

Just think about your Girlfriend

He can't stop fucking her

Guess who I ran into babe! 😊

Would you trust your girl around your big cock bully?

🥵🥵

It's so cute that your mom thought she could "protect" you from

CaptionShorties: The Role

CaptionShorties: Gambler's Fallacy

How many times does she have to tell you- anal isn't cheating!

CaptionShorties: Domesticated

Who are you in this scenario...? 😏

Only racists are afraid of reparations! (Pt 1)

You wouldn't get jealous would you?

He makes the BEST protein shakes!

Your bully can have any pussy he wants. He only takes hers because

Nothing's gay if it happens during a threesome, right?

Only racists are afraid of reparations! (Pt 2)

Asian girls are even cuter when they pretend they're not sluts

CaptionShorties: Backfire

Caption GIF by betacuckmemes

Your neighbor treats your wife with respect

The Rival Coach

From now on, I'm always watching the game at homie's place

"I'll break up with him for you."

She was just looking out for you... at first...

Why do you even bother putting up a fight? He always gets what

Your Girlfriend’s Shopping Friend

Stealing your Girl by ghostwritercaptions

Cheating Cop Wife! by sickolog

MobileStories: Day One

She tried to keep this a secret

Good girls remember that they belong to their (step)fathers first

Using Grindr as a "joke"

What do you do now that your biggest bully is the teacher?

🥰🤭😩

CaptionShorties: Sexy Saturdays

I didn't mean to creampie her, but she doesn't mind, so......

She thought she could trust you

CaptionShorties: Hot Summer Days

CaptionShorties: Idiot Roommate

MobileStories: Lost and Found

You know you can't win, so why do you even try?