The best tip he's ever gotten
Your wife loves hanging out with the bums in the park
She was gone all night
She sure showed them!
Hopefully that was all he would ask for...
He's such a great friend
They always have the A/C on
She loves the camera
She refuses to wear pants around the house
She invited them back next week!
Your friends always go to your mom when they're nervous
Maybe she should look for another job...
She misses going to the club
She's all about organic skincare
Your perv neighbor was always bothering your wife.
He's about to break out the handcuffs
She's just supporting a local business
She wants to be an influencer
She loves getting catcalled when she gets the mail
She had to make it up to him somehow
Your friend needed a ride home from work
They made sure to invite her over for next week!
She made taxes fun
There's nothing wrong with positive reinforcement
They sure tried
He takes her for a spin everyday
She knows how to keep him focused
She had to get out of a sticky situation
Your wife and most of the men in your family disappeared for
She's trying to make the neighborhood safe again
It's a good negotiation tactic
Your friends convinced her it would be fun to star in the school
He makes sitting by the window exciting
She never turns down a challenge...
Your girlfriend never turns down a dare
Your wife had to find a way to keep her co-workers happy
She enjoyed the company
She made it look easy!
Stuck in a pickle at work
They wanted to see how they fit
Your friend insisted you bring your mom along...
She just making sure he's got a clear head
Your is making sure you can keep playing
She wanted to be a useful part of the crew
She loves how playful your friends are!
She was just making sure the place was clean!
The office carpool was her idea!
A true entrepreneur